I'm . . .

Not pregnant, I promise. But sometimes I act like I am.

You may wonder what brought this on, so I'll explain.

One afternoon at church as we were eating lunch, I commented on the fact that my love for peanut butter has just grown and how I crave it more than ever. Someone stared at me and jokingly asked if I was pregnant. I laughed and responded in the negative. I informed her, though, that sometimes my food and other habits make me look like a pregnant woman.

I crave a wide variety of foods regularly; peanut butter, fried chicken, and ice cream I crave the most intensely and regularly. I adore saltines which means I eat them regularly, not just because I'm nauseous  One of my sisters told me people won't be able to tell if I'm pregnant since I eat saltines so regularly. This may be too much information, but I also use the restroom as frequently as a pregnant lady. So sometimes my actions are like a pregnant ladies.

I promise, though, that I'm not pregnant.